From the Author: I've had people ask me what kind of poet I am. I had to think about it for a while. It all has a rural bent, I've never lived in town (there are ordinances against me doing that). Most of it is slightly humorous, but not all of it. I finally decided I'm a broken radio poet. I don't remember ever operating a tractor with a working radio and most of my pickups either didn't have a radio or it didn't work, and my horse doesn't have a radio. My hope is that some people will enjoy some of the poems I have made up.