Wanton Wonderland in Bloomington, MN

Three keys to claiming Wonderland's throne:
1. Win over the citizens (who are caught up in a drug-fueled daze). 2. Recover the magical artifacts of my royal line (which are hidden behind a squad of brutal guards). 3. Draw on the love of the three most extraordinary men I've ever met (one of whom is held captive by a tyrant queen).
Okay, I've got my work cut out for me. But my people and my lovers are counting on me. I won't give up this wondrous land that feels more like a home than the world I grew up in ever did.
There's a new queen in town. The Hearts and Diamonds had better get ready to bow down.