This eBook is a work of fiction and reality and many resemblances to persons or places, events or locales are not coincidental. The characters are the production of the reality and author’s imagination and they are used more or less, fictitiously. First of all, please consider this story like a pamphlet, about humor and satire, especially political satire. Vampyrolix and his flying reporter, Flyrolix are two "ghost vampires" living in the author’s mind and virtual world, helping him to lash the whip of satire in the real world, a world full of leading celebrities deeply infiltrated with Devillinati, Bergs and their puppets…Who they are? I hope you will figure out, after reading… The supreme order: LASH THEM TILL LAUGHS... OR USE THE PEN! DRACULA'S PEN...