TODAY I TEACH KIDNAPPING is a graphic, shocking, visceral, and brutal examination of how all the real lessons in life are not going to come from school.Debbie Nickel, a twenty-seven year old co-ed is shocked when she discovers her trustworthy music professor, Dr. Monroe, has a secret side like everyone else. What she doesn’t know is his secret will change her life just as her trustworthy professor doesn’t know (ha ha), that Debbie has a secret, too. Teacher beware! Miles from the campus, Debbie gets her education and professor Monroe gets his, which is, life is short, too short especially when an apple a day does nothing to keep a murderer away.