The 80’s was a time of spandex, walkmans and Rubik’s cubes, but it was also the decade that I did the most sinful act of my life. Billy was the local pool’s lifeguard and all the housewives lusted after him. I didn’t want anyone to claim him but myself, so one fateful afternoon I made him mine, letting him fill me with that surprisingly big package of his until I can’t take anymore.