The Sun and Her Flowers Parody in Bloomington, MN

First of all Sun is not female! Female only takes and takes and leaves you when you have nothing to give. But Sun gives and gives without any expectation and accompanies you till your death. People plant trees, not flowers! Why should only ladies have all the fun by writing whining poetries showing males as mean creatures and women as fairies? Why should not male also have some poetry fun?