An initial adventure of Lassie. This is not a dog story. Lassie is a unique young lady with canine capabilities and some lingering male notions buried deep in her subconscious. She was created in a vat of saline solution from parts of a nearly deceased dumbass and spare parts of a celebratory and canine blood plasma. Lassie must learn how to adjust in her new life. Trouble is she is utterly clueless and naïve.