Dear Reader, I reckon I should inform you of what Processing Huemæn Emotions entails-to give you the opportunity to back out of this reading experience while you still have the chance. At its core, Processing Huemæn Emotions is a collection of poetry inspired by my processing both experienced and imagined personal and extrapersonal matters. This book is comprised of 7 main chapters, spanning the 7 categories of human emotions: Anger, Contempt, Disgust, Fear, Happiness, Sadness, and Surprise. The 8th chapter, Huemæn, is a culminating of those aforementioned emotions. Thank you for your time. I bid you a long life of good health and great happiness. Sincerely, D.A Huemaen