IF YOU LOVE JESUS, WHY DON'T YOU TAKE A BATH?! It was a beautiful June day at the "Jesus Explo" in Dallas, Texas 1972. Today Billy Graham would speak at the Cotton Bowl where I was sitting in the midst of 80,000 other college-age Christians with my friends Jim, Kathy, and Cyndi. The crowd roared when Billy came onto the stage.I will never forget the first thing Billy said: "I met a Jesus Freak today, and he told me that he loved Jesus. So I told him, 'If you love Jesus, why don't you take a bath?!'" The other 79,999 attendees immediately stood and cheered wildly. However, I just sat there and thought to myself, "Did I just hear what I thought I heard?