Equal parts unfiltered rant, anti-motivational manual, and comedic relief, this book says what everyone's thinking-but louder and funnier. Satire suitable only for adults tired of b*llsh*t-which may include, but is not limited to, corporate nonsense, social media gurus, and spiritual influencers trying to sell exclusive inner peace for $19.99 a month.
Absolutely no "circling back," whatever that means. If you're not tired enough, give it to your mother.
Inside these pages, you'll discover:
The Origins of Nonsense
Tactics of Organized Nonsense
How to Recognize the Nonsense Agent
How to Build Your B*llsh*t Shield
and Feel Better Techniques-well, to feel better.
Perfect for:
✔️ Burnt-out professionals
✔️ Existential crisis dwellers
✔️ Enlightened cynics who fluently speak sarcasm
✔️ Anyone who's ever screamed into a pillow
✔️ New Yorkers
Warning:
Contains profanity, brutal honesty, and uncomfortable truths wrapped in satire. This book may cause sudden laughter, clarity, and finally giving fewer f*cks.
Side effects
may include a strong will to leave a review on Amazon and recommend it to your family, friends, and therapist. If symptoms persist,
read it, gift it, use it as a coaster.
Laugh hard or die crying.
Either way, it's cheaper and funnier than anything else. Try it!
All complaints are accepted on the author's website at
milailkova.com
Love, welcome to your new favorite book