A humorous collection of definitions to provide any dog owner help in understanding his beloved pet. Like many young couples, Judith and Peter Keim's first "child" was a dog. Tio, their first Dachshund, began a life-long journey of living with Dachshunds, providing them with a lot of material about the antics of this fun-loving breed. But any dog lover will find plenty to laugh about in this humorous collection of definitions. Enjoy your dog and have a good laugh.