Driving halfway across the country, somewhere north of New Orleans, bored, radio dead, and your passenger asleep. The phone buzzes with a new text message. Escaping a bad marriage is difficult. If you want to make it out in one piece, you have to plan everything down to the last detail, and you have to do everything perfectly right. But nothing ever goes according to plan. What if the reason that things don't go according to plan is you? You know you shouldn't check your phone while you're driving. But sometimes you do. Check your status now with this dark tale of biological horror!