After a long stint of being unemployed, all former Airman Conrad Bale wanted was a job. When he walked into the Scary Queen ice cream parlor, he got that and more. Even being deployed in the US Air Force didn't prepare Conrad for the strangeness that awaited him as he slipped on his wig and dress for his first day of serving frozen treats to the citizens of Dallas and beyond. When he meets strange creatures and more, he wonders if working for the mysterious Dracanna is worth it. After a disastrous attack by an ice cream demon, the employees of the Scary Queen find themselves on a strange desert world ruled by Genghis Kahn. Can Conrad, Dracanna and the others stand against the forces that soon rally against them and will they ever see Earth again?