BLURB
Where's my fairy godmother?
I would even settle for a Karen right about now because, boy do I need some help. There's a clock ticking down, and I'm on the wrong side of it.
The rules in Hell no longer apply, and manic demons are running riot. The only way to save this place is to open an ancient portal.
It should be simple, right? Did I mention the portal is in the bowels of hell?
Just travel through deadly trials to prove my worth by completing archaic tests that no one has passed before. Save one of my mates, destroy an uprising, and continue to harness my wonky powers.
Yep, it sounds like a piece of cake. Too bad saving Hell isn't part of my final.