Pointless Conversations: The Collection - Volume 4: Riker vs Gaston, Armageddon and Killing Buzz & Woody in Bloomington, MN

Pointless Conversations:
Riker vs Gaston
It's time to nail your colours to the mast (or tie them? ...latch them on? ...whatever) as two juggernauts of masculinity go head to head in a battle to find the ultimate male role model. Who's your choice:
Star Trek's
Commander Riker
; bearded, sexually unstoppable seducer of gods, or Disney's
Beauty and the Beast's
Gaston
, with his square jaw and catchy theme song? A tough dilemma, so read the in-depth discussion, including:
Herculean
muscle-pumps!
David and the Goliath
...the truth is told!
Witty one liners from
biblical characters
.
How does a
genie
have sex?
Armageddon
Time for
Armageddon!
...the film with
Bruce Willis
, not the cataclysmic event... anyway, on the docket are:
Why a dirty bum is a small price to pay for financial security.
If the
Flake
is a
chocolate
bar for women, what's the male equivalent?
Why does
confectionery
go out of date on a Saturday?
Drilling a hole and dropping some nukes? Really?
Killing Buzz and Woody
Here's a packed conversation with more subjects, topics, boar-munching and off-kilter ramblings than could be possible listed ...although I'm about to do that right now...
If you chopped off his head and then threw him is a blender, would
Toy Story
's Woody, die?
Forget
Captain American
, here's Captain Jesus!
Who wins: Jesus or
Chuck Norris
?
Talk of
X-Men
, then a final
Asterix
-style banquet, complete with boar!
This book contains plenty of (allegedly) mature and (definitely) offensive content, so please do not purchase a copy if you are offended by... ummm... anything, to be fair.