Samn McLeod has problems. Her boyfriend is a self-absorbed dick. She works a low-paying retail job. Her apartment is small and uninviting. Oh! And there's something seriously wrong with her boob!As her symptoms worsen, Samn assembles a trio of unlikely heroes to take on an unexpected threat. What they discover is far worse than anything they could have ever imagined. They must succeed! Failure surely means the death of Samn's boobs. And possibly the world.This horror romance is perfect for lovers of sci-fi, creature features, body horror, the occult, and sweet, tender love.