NEITHER HERE NOIR THERE - Michael, newly divorced, broke and depressed, has taken up residence at the apartment of his best friend, Alice. Prompted by Alice, Michael begins to rework a discarded film noir novel. He soon runs into trouble when his femme fatale, Maxie Malone, comes to life with an agenda of her own - one that does not include Alice. Blithe Spirit meets The Maltese Falcon. Full length, approx. 60 min. Dark Comedy. 2F, 1M. UNPLUGGED - A writer's work is disrupted when his printer takes on a life, and an agenda, of its own. One act, approx. 50 minutes. Dark Comedy 2M, 2F.