**A Standalone Romantic Comedy ** Everything in life was going perfectly, but then my luck expired.It all started when I got a new job, which came with a new guy. That's when I managed to cause an unforeseeable disaster, which took down an entire company in less than a week. The new job, the new guy and a big mouth led to another giant mistake. Then, one more for good measure. Flash forward a couple of weeks, and ... I've got milk ... because I'm dating the milkman, and yes, milk did his body good.