"A non-writing writer is a monster courting insanity" ~Franz Kafka, Novelist Any writer will agree that there's no truer statement, but in case you ever wonder what the non-writing writers of the world are doing, Danielle is here to tell you in the most entertaining way possible! With hilarious essays running the gamut from her freshman on campus to her 'fancy restaurant' on a McDonalds budget antics, this group of works will make you laugh, think, and inevitably borrow from her 'Daily Mantras' anytime life begins shoveling nonsense in your general direction.