John Parnassus is not a fan of the holidays. In fact, he'd punch Rudolph in the nose if he could. He doesn't believe in love, men, or the holiday spirit -- he's still bitter after his ex left him two years ago on Christmas morning. To him, the holidays are all a sham. Take a chance on love? Never again.John's friend Sally gives him a gentle kick in the ass to get out of his rut and try something new, starting at the office New Year's party. He expects the same thing as last year: drunken mistletoe antics and a sore head the next morning. Then he meets Tim Hinton, a coworker from the IT department. Surprised to find they have common ground, John is drawn to someone for the first time in years. Should he make a move, or endure another ho hum New Year?