A thief with dreams of adventure. An eternal battle against the Gods. Free drinks and grateful women. Dirk is a scoundrel. Some would say a jerk. He'll admit it. But his ambition only goes as far as his next heist. It's not that he's against noble causes or grand adventures. To hear him tell it, he's had a few. As long as there's something in it for him. But when a childhood friend shows up with an unbelievable tale, Dirk must decide if he really is up for adventure worthy of the songs of bards. The last time the Kathaldi battled the Gods, they nearly destroyed the world. Can Dirk and his companions prevent the world from sliding into chaos once more? If women and treasure await, he's going to give it his best shot.