So, like, there's this lady who starts going out with this guy, right? And then she's like trying to introduce her new boyfriend to her parents and stuff, but then they just keep swatting at the air! And she's all like, "Stop! You're gonna hit him!"
And she takes her boyfriend's hand, and they run away together into the sunset. Then, later, she's like, "Harold...I think you're hiding something from me. You keep biting me and sucking my blood every night! Are you...a vampire?"
And then Harold is all like... "No... I'm... a mosquito."
So, like, yeah, this book is about a girl who dates a mosquito. But like there's more, like. I don't wanna spoil it. Just read the book.