[TOP SECRET - CLASSIFIED HUMOR]
Field Report: Agent Bethany Baltrop, Mars Sector Clearance Level Δ-VI
Location: Earth Sector 9 - Los Angeles, California (a.k.a. Doomville Prime)
Timecode Stamp: Triple Crossing Verified
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Let's get this straight.
L.A. is weird.
Not smog and avocado cults weird.
Not every dog has a modeling agent weird.
I mean glitch-in-the-timeline, possible false flag, probable boom-boom button weird.