You Must Conquer Earth: A Gamebook of Planetary Domination

You Must Conquer Earth is a wildly entertaining and interactive tale of sci-fi conquest where your strategic choices will make the difference between successful global domination and an embarrassingly messy and/or explosive death. You will take on the role of Commander Flooge, a magnificently tentacled, mid-level conqueror in the employ of the vast interstellar corporation, Galactic Consolidated. Your mission is to conquer and exploit a minor class 3 planet, known as 'Earth' by its primitive biped inhabitants. Will you rain hot laser death down from the sky? Will you covertly infiltrate the Earthling civilisation? Will you knock it on the head and become a space pirate instead? Please note that this book is recommended for mature readers as it contains: