"Don't vote if you're stupid." Thus begins the many helpful insights from liberal political humorist Jason Johnson, whose hilarious new essay collection also includes, "Jesus Vs. Superman," "Life Post-Kerry," "Let's Go on Down to the Gun Sale at the Church," and the best idea yet how George W. Bush can reach the stars: "One of These Days, George--POW! To the Moon!" Johnson's book features the only practical way for liberals to deal with the impending Armageddon that the Bush House will bring: to laugh and laugh hard.