You Can't Be Serious... Another Male Sensitivity Test?: The Broad Jumper Edition

If your cousin says she named her son after his father, and you ask, "You named your son Postman?", chances are, you're not sensitive. Back once again is the Institute for Male Sensitivity Inclusive Studies with another in their acclaimed series of Male Sensitivity Tests. Though there is no actual definition to what sensitivity is, the Institute continues to evolve in ways they hope will help solve not only insensitivity among men but also the cause of male patterned baldness. Even though they're not really sure what one has to do with the other, they suspect there is a connection since both deal with the cerebral cortex of life. And so, as you so astutely perceived, the advancement and growth of your own understanding of sensitivity is about to continue with this latest journey into the realm of male sensitivity. It is only the truly insensitive who will not willingly undertake this undertaking. If you have nothing to fear except fear itself, you are hardly fearless. Good luck... And remember, you will never be smarter than you are on the day you die.