When the pongs go ping: A gallimaufry of delights

Dip into fifty Almost Poems paired with tales about love, murder, ageing musicians, the afterlife and unexpected romances. Read stories about rebellious dogs, angels, Roman galley slaves, the revenge of a care home guest, humourous light bulbs, a giddy goat, an agony aunt and a failed boxer. If that's not enough, how about a man with a fear of egg whites, an orphan with an Oedipus Complex, a retired vampire, grandiose artistic installations and bears who join a nudist club? All these, and many other delectations, are waiting for you to turn the page - When the pongs go ping.