When All Else Fails Press Z: The Ultimate Zombie Survival Guide

As a high school student so many years ago that I really don't want to remember it there was very little that seriously concerned me or those around me. Our main concern each day was whether or not we'd be able to survive another day in class without being caught sleeping, stealing a glance at a girl we just knew we were going to marry some day and finally what story we could tell that would have all of our friends on the edge of their seat as they listened to what our most recent adventure into juvenile delinquency was.Never was there a time that we gave any consideration to zombies, the living dead or having our brains eaten while we were still alive. In fact zombies had not yet at that time even been discovered by anyone that we knew about so why worry about something or someone that didn't exist.Such is not the case anymore. Almost daily you hear stories about the coming zombie apocalypse and how to survive it. Yet, while the topic is popular, the verdict is still out about how to deal with it or what you should/ must do to survive a zombie attack. So, with that in mind, I decided to create the official zombie survival manuscript and settle the matter for all time.Well that didn't go quite as well as I expected it would. No, what I learned is that there are so many differing opinions on surviving a zombie attack or apocalypse that it was simply impossible to put into any sense of authoritative writing exactly what must be done.I thought that perhaps it would be best to just let people tell me their stories, their theories and their sincere beliefs about zombies and how best to not become one of them. So with that in mind I began interviewing those that would openly talk about the subject matter and help me understand as best I could what in the world is going on.Though I was able to interview several people ALL of them insisted that they remain hidden under a vail of secrecy and would not allow me to give their real names, where they lived or how they came about with their theories on surviving a zombie apocalypse. I agreed to their terms and have transcribed all of the interviews and put them into this writing.No names or locations will be revealed but the information is valuable, viable and important enough, in my most humble opinion, that it is a must read for anyone seriously (or even not so seriously) considering what is happening in the world today.