We Are Family: A Novella

Having just bought Medina Dairy from the Feds, Whit and Eddie decide to have a family Thanksgiving in the part of the old ranch house that survived the recent fire. What could be more fun than having a big feast with family who're flying in from as far away as Kyiv? Well, actually... While Eddie cooks dishes from their childhood, Whit gets things set up at the ranch house. Everything is going along swimmingly until a judge decides the day before the holiday would be a good time to grant access to the tapes of a certain former president's reality TV show. They just happened to be owned by Whit and Eddie (they did buy MGM, after all). The death threats start oozing in like Whit's famous nacho cheese sauce and the canyon goes into lockdown. No one can leave and no one can come in. And that's when the real fun begins! You think your holiday get-togethers are nerve-wracking? Grab your popcorn and have a seat. This is gonna be one heck of a ride! * * * This is a novella that runs to about 29K words.