Universal II...: (...or How I Spent My Spring Break) in Bloomington, MN

"Universal University" is the college campus in the great city of..., proud State of.... Within this buildings' hallowed parameters, students are more likely to join a protest than attend a class, not one student group really likes the others, and the professors treat one another no better than the student groups. Oh; and the mascot for the sport's team is a unicorn, guaranteeing a less-than-serious athletic program.
Welcome to Universal University and a college experience unlike ANYTHING of your own.