Tristan Swanson in Bloomington, MN

(Warning this book series is satire but still has a plot) Serena Soros has only ever had one goal in life, to consume as much knowledge as possible in order to overtake her older brother and gain her father's business once she finally gets her parents' approval. However, she can't seem to stop bumping into this boy, Tristan Swanson at school and his presence is getting to her. One must ask: How will this end for her?