MY LIFE BEGAN LIKE THIS:The prince of this world (darkness) petitioned the prince of the heavens (light), and he said, ""I know the time is near. So we need to DNA (do not answer) all of our children. One by one will they need to be tested.""The prince of darkness said, ""I want to identify mine and take count. And I know you want to identify yours also, and take count. So when the prince of darkness petitioned the heavens, Michael the archangel (who is like God) came down, and he looked around--through and through, church by church, home by home--and then Michael the archangel spoke four words: LET THE TESTING BEGIN!The Lord put a warrant out for my arrest. My soul is what he wanted. I was placed on heaven's most wanted list.""Clean or unclean?"" he asked.Then I watched as a scroll rolled out, and it read, ""Find her! Snatch everything from her, leaving her naked and unclothed, powerless, helpless, and weak. Leave her with no fig leaves to cover up with, but do not touch a hair on her head"" (Luke 21:18).""She will be ashamed, and dread the nakedness, but this is the Lord Almighty, and I am coming down, and I will be walking around in the cool of day"" (Genesis 3:7-8). ""Now let the weeping and mourning and the woes begin."" And so they did.This is my story.