Tips How Not to Get on Santa's Naughty List: Bedtime story for big boys in Bloomington, MN

Congratulations! You're holding the ultimate cheat sheet to surviving Santa's judgment. Whether you're aiming for the Nice List, trying to avoid Naughty List disaster, or just coasting somewhere in the Meh Zone, this book has you covered. Inside, you'll find 300 laugh-out-loud tips on how to charm your way into Santa's good graces, avoid holiday blunders (like re-gifting last year's fruitcake again), and master the fine art of pretending to be a decent human-at least until December 26th. Packed with questionable wisdom, morally flexible advice, and enough festive mischief to keep you entertained, this book ensures that no matter what list you land on, you'll at least have fun getting there.