Tiny Violin: Soundtrack for Your Sob Story in Bloomington, MN

Drown out petty complaints with
Tiny Violin
! This kit includes everything you need to quell those crocodile tears:
Plays music:
plays a sad tune when the strings button is pressed down
Violin replica:
Includes a 3 4/5" replica of a real violin with mini bow and chinrest
Display stand:
An elegant vinyl stand included to store and display your violin
Illustrated mini book:
Includes a 32-page mini book about the origins of "tiniest violin"
Perfect gift:
humorous gag gift or stocking stuffer