Drown out petty complaints with
Tiny Violin
!
This kit includes everything you need to quell those crocodile tears:
A realistic, 3.9-inch replica of a violin, complete with mini bow and chinrest
Music—just press the string button to play a sad tune
An elegant vinyl stand to store and display your violin
A 32-page illustrated mini book about the origins of the “tiniest violin”
is the perfect gag gift or stocking stuffer for friends and coworkers who love a pity party.