Thoughts for Thots

This is aimed at That Hoe Over There; the THOT community more concerned with social media clout than advancing their standing through more conventional (read: antiquated) means. This is for the subsect of society that embraces bikini selfies indoors, the behind-a-paywall earners that are building a brand on the strength of their surgically enhanced bodies. This is a love-letter/helpful handbook for the twerkers; the OnlyFans collective more interested in that paid-for vacation, the hell with how they earn it. This, presented humbly and after significant scientific research is: Thoughts for Thots.