The Surfer's First Time

Sandwiched between a wrestling jock and a surfer bro, I kneel on the beach while moonlight glistens off my naked, sweaty body. Why have I been craving this? I don't understand these feelings, but my friends have promised to help me figure them out. They're going to slip deep inside my quivering, inexperienced body. After tonight, I know I'll never be the same.