Robert Irby bit off more than he could chew when he left his wife for Jill. Jill is half his age, has purple hair, drinks blue drinks and jumps out of airplanes …. and is just about to run Robert into the ground. Just when he begins to realize he’s been acting like an idiot he runs into his estranged wife at a bar and realizes he was a lot better off before he strayed.If you have ever had a midlife crisis or love some one who has, you will enjoy this lighthearted, yet touching short story by James Walker