Hey! You! Yeah, you! Reader! Wanna join in on a fantasy story? Come be a part of the story! We got it all! Murder, slightly steamy stuff, betrayal, treasure, royals with issues, dragons with issues, shoutouts, trolls, bandits, pirates, daring rescues, and cheesy writing! Come join the fun and a good romp around the Kingdom of Insania, and the Skroobian Empire! Come help save the kingdom, and be part of the story! You'll love it, we swear!