The Pet Project in Bloomington, MN

My people collected-- (Captured.) --all the bi-pedal inhabitants of a small blue planet in a galaxy that was quite a journey from our own star system. Tender-skinned and intelligent, these new aliens make interesting pets. Fascinating, actually. And when the rest of the universe realizes this, everybody wants to own one. Therefore, we need these new aliens to breed. It's my job to assist the aliens in reproducing... by whatever means I deem necessary.