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The Ovenlight Saga: Baking Dough - Part 1
The Ovenlight Saga: Baking Dough - Part 1 in Bloomington, MN
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Blood! Baseball! Movie quotes and silly puns!
This 'Twilight' parody has everything you could ever want in this laugh-out-loud recreation of your favorite vampire romance saga (but without bad words or crude content). Tedwin Collins and his family members (Carlo, Escusme, Alith, Jackson, Dimmit & Rose) reside under Witness Protection in the small town of Ports, Oregon. Everything is fine until a girl named Portabella moves to town, a girl with pizza running through her veins. Alith assures him that he and Ella have a future together, in spite of their family's secret past and Ella's love for food that's forbidden on the Collins' special fridgitarian "diet". Jason Dark-Grey, Ella's childhood friend (bestest and BUFFEST), also has secrets - and learning the truth about both of them could change her life - and all of theirs - forever.
How does Ella discover what she was born to be?
What makes Tedwin's throat burn like a white-hot branding iron?
What animal has Jason been running around in the woods as?
Find out the answer to these burning questions and more in Part 1 of "The Ovenlight Saga: Baking Dough."
This 'Twilight' parody has everything you could ever want in this laugh-out-loud recreation of your favorite vampire romance saga (but without bad words or crude content). Tedwin Collins and his family members (Carlo, Escusme, Alith, Jackson, Dimmit & Rose) reside under Witness Protection in the small town of Ports, Oregon. Everything is fine until a girl named Portabella moves to town, a girl with pizza running through her veins. Alith assures him that he and Ella have a future together, in spite of their family's secret past and Ella's love for food that's forbidden on the Collins' special fridgitarian "diet". Jason Dark-Grey, Ella's childhood friend (bestest and BUFFEST), also has secrets - and learning the truth about both of them could change her life - and all of theirs - forever.
How does Ella discover what she was born to be?
What makes Tedwin's throat burn like a white-hot branding iron?
What animal has Jason been running around in the woods as?
Find out the answer to these burning questions and more in Part 1 of "The Ovenlight Saga: Baking Dough."
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