The Only Wizard in Town in Bloomington, MN

A city under siege by a barbarian horde...
A band of ruthless mercenaries...
A trap-filled dungeon...
A situation like this calls for the best wizard in town. What they've got is the ONLY wizard in town: Newport Pagnell, oral hygiene specialist.
More used to soothing fevered gums and extracting rotten teeth, this dental spellcaster has to perform an operation like never before: extracting a fabled treasure from the jaws of certain doom. This time, he might have bitten off more than he can chew...