The Neon Lites: Adventures Beyond Possibility

Mollie and Tasha Shepherd do not want much out of life. A roof over their heads, food to eat, rock and roll, and the perfect shade of nail polish...what they wind up with is the adventure of a lifetime. Recruited after answering a highly suspicious personal ad (I know, right?) they find themselves working for the mysterious Wellington Chadwell IV, tracking a dangerous (and badly dressed) super villain across the far reaches of the galaxy in return for the limitless credit card (well, because it was limitless! Duh!) Only a fool would think it was easy money. Which is why Mollie and Tasha take the job. In the company of two musical Scotsmen, a talking dog, a rebel fleeing from the vinyl record police, the ultimate fabulous hairdresser, and the sleaziest of sleazy band managers, they steal a spaceship and shatter the parameters of space, time, and plausible storylines in a satirical/parody sci-fi adventure steeped in 90's pop culture and outrageous hijinks that have to be seen to be believed. No, really, you have to see them. Open the book.