The More I See of Men, The More I Love My Dog by Summersdale Publishing

Without a doubt, dogs are better than men. They may (sometimes) be just as smelly and messy, but they offer you true unconditional love and are easier to please - and man's best friend is much better company than your man's best friend. Look inside and you're bound to agree. It's a fluffy puppy over a flabby dude every time.