"As Han's arm came forward Aeson's eyes grew big with utter surprise. It took everything in his power to try and comprehend the strange appendage that reached out to grasp his hand." An eccentric New Jersey family is looking to hire a personal martial arts coach for their very special son, and Aeson the Fighter Cadmus just so happens to be in need of work. Despite Aeson's Immediate Explosive Disorder twelve year old Han is convinced that he has found the right man for the job. Virtual avatars are the coolest until Han gets introduced to the reality of MMA, hybrid assassins, Monkey Kung-Fu, and the father he's never met before.