The Mediocre Novelization in Bloomington, MN

Not everything is as normal as it seems. Peter Callahan found this out the hard way one summer's morning when he was taken by a group that claimed to hold the secrets of immortality for the protection of life. Now, Peter will learn the secrets of the Mediators of Mediocrity and discover the truths of his world. Even with this new power, he has but one question: Is immortality worth it?