The Long Fuse - Why The Buddha Never Took Aspirin: Why The Buddha Never Took Aspirin in Bloomington, MN

"Hey, are you suffering from any disorders?"
"Hmm, I don't think so."
"Are you sure?"
"Yes, I am sure."
"Then why were you in a lousy mood yesterday and gulping down those aspirins?"
"Oh, yesterday was really bad."
"Why was it bad?"
"Well, I had slogged and burnt the midnight oil to help my client, and guess what happened?"
"I am not good at guessing. Tell me."
"Well, I didn't get any appreciation for the hard work I did. Not even a simple thank you. And the client even had the nerve to find some silly faults and shout at me. I was extremely disappointed in his behavior. That's why I was in a bad mood."
"Aha, I knew it! You are suffering from a disorder."
"Hey, what disorder are you talking about? Is it wrong to expect some thanks for what I did?"
"Yes, it is wrong."
"Now, come on! Don't be silly. It is natural for everyone to expect some appreciation for their work, or to get angry when insulted. You know everybody wears a hat that says -
make me feel special
."
"Hmm, no wonder you look stressed and exhausted wearing that heavy hat. Just throw it away and you will soon become taller, lighter, and vibrant."
"Huh?"