The Jodi Arias Guide to Dating in Bloomington, MN

This hilarious parody offers a guide to dating inspired by who else? Jodi Arias -- everybody's dream BFF or girlfriend. Tips include how to meet hot guys (hint: multilevel marketing conferences or gun shows), dressing for phone sex, the basics of stalking and how to make sure you spend eternity with your hot guy. A riotous how-to guide! You won't know whether to laugh or cry!