The Grimm Truth: About Hansel and Gretel's Evil Stepmother in Bloomington, MN

We've all heard the story of Hansel and Gretel and how they killed the old witch, and of course, the death of their evil stepmother, but that is all bubulum stercus. This time around you will get the straight skinny, no spin, or polish, or propaganda. None of that "happily ever after" crap. Now, if your stomach can take it, Carkan Moil gives you the real deal straight from the rotting mouth of the dead stepmother. Enjoy.