The Goddess Of Second Chances: Becoming Oneself in Bloomington, MN

Why am I being tested by a long dead Goddess some ghost told me about in a graveyard while I was smoking weed with my friends? So I'm supposed to unite all the girls in the world unhappily born boys by some celestial mistake like me before my wish will come true? That would take a goddess - which my grandmother insisted we were. Anyway, my dad says that ghost has been stealing his golf balls on the rough – why would a ghost steal golf balls? How does that goddess even know I want those Gucci heels in the Goodwill store? Do I like boys or girls? Oye! I'm not really sure..